Dear Dr. Brenda FFP

Do you have a romantic problem that may be worth running past our self proclaimed romantic problems expert? Perhaps you are too hairy, you have bad breath or one of your balls is a bit itchy. Maybe your appendage has been likened to half a cocktail sausage with an acorn on top or you found the G-spot only to lose it again. Whatever your problem post it here and see what Dr. Brenda thinks.

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Dear Dr Brenda,

Our boyfriend wants us to dress as a naughty rabbit on Valentines day and jump around the living room, he said this is his dream... is it fair of us to ask him to go to the sunbeds wear a white string and pretend being silvester stallone in exchange?

kiss kiss x

hotbrunetteandhornyblonde - 11/02/2009 12:55:07

Dr. Brian Brenda FFP Says:

Can I just get this right - there are two of you? If that guy has any sense he'll BUY a sunbed... and if he wont I will.

xx

Dear Dr Brenda, I caught one of my nuts in the fridge door and it slammed too hard (don't ask me how) and now it is sore and it hurts when I give ladies a 'kiss'. Is this a common problem, how can I relieve the symptoms?

Badger Baiter - 10/02/2009 11:06:52

Dr. Brian Brenda FFP Says:

I had a similar problem back when I used to 'work' a lot with fridges. I found submerging the testis in question in a tepid solution of bisto gravy and then doing between 7 and 9 squat thrusts had some benefit for me. Either that or slam your other nut in the oven - that should at least equalise the pressure on your choda.

I am pretty certain I'm going to get my first piece of action at a disco on Friday night, but the problem is I have a 'hair-trigger' and don't want to make a love explosion in my pants this time. Is there any way I can shut the stable door before the horses bolt?

Johnny Underpants - 04/02/2009 14:56:28

Dr. Brian Brenda FFP Says:

Think about Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day for a few moments. But not too long, I did a few years ago and the horses haven't bolted since.

Please help me...........I earn lots of money, am a bit of a fox and still can't find a suitable bloke. Where are they all ?

Foxxy Brown - 04/02/2009 14:40:07

Dr. Brian Brenda FFP Says:

Have you looked under the sofa? I always look there first if I can't find something.

i have very little boobs and they are smaller than my dads and i just don't know what to do please help me.

Mimi - 04/02/2009 14:37:26

Dr. Brian Brenda FFP Says:

Try squat thrusts.
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